Nintendo: *creates The Legend of Zelda*
Fans: legend of zelda? she's useless lmao make it the legend of link
Nintendo: *makes the Water Temple*
Fans: ew it's too hard
Nintendo: *makes Majora's Mask*
Fans: the time limit is pressuring me!!!!!
Nintendo: *makes easier bosses for Twilight Princess*
Fans: this is too easy!!
Nintendo: *creates motion controls*
Fans: omfg nintendo stop with this fuckery
Nintendo: *makes remake of Ocarina of Time*
Fans: ugh no the water temple is back
Nintendo: *releases an official timeline*
Fans: but this is wrong!!! no, I must question this even though nintendo itself released it
Nintendo: *makes HD remake of Wind Waker*
Fans: wind waker????? why not majora's mask???????????
Nintendo: *makes A Link Between Worlds*
Fans: a new game??????? but we want majora's mask!!!!!!
Shigeru Miyamoto: *descends from the skies*
*fixes his Luigi hat*
*equips his vacuum*
*hops onto Epona's back*
*rides to your house*
*kicks your door down*
*throws a Wii U at your head*
*uses a 3DS as shuriken*
Shigeru Miyamoto: why don't you shut the fuck up and just appreciate the games you little shits